Last Night's Conversation

The Boy: I have to go peeeee!
The Boy runs through the basement toward the bathroom.
Thonk! The Boy runs into various pieces of furniture and cries (fake cry).
The Boy: Make me better.
Daddy: I will give you kisses to make you better.
The Boy: No, the train makes me better.
The Boy finally makes it to the potty.
The Boy comes out of the potty and proceeds to cry (fake cry, again).
The Boy: Momma, make me better.
Momma: Where are you still hurt?
The Boy: My head and my body.
Momma: Okay, I will give you kisses.
The Boy: Thank you, I better.

I got to give him the "fake better" kisses. I love it.