Top Ten Reason I Love Being the Momma of a Boy

10. Everything and I mean everything comes with its own sound effect.
9. Rocks in the washing machine.
8. Every boo boo needs a band aid.
7. Matchbox cars become a necessary staple in life, like food or water.
6. The Boy always wins...he isn't competitive at all.
5. Sports can be combined, like hockey golf. Stop by, I will teach you how to play.
4. Sentences that contain poo poo or pee pee are always funny.
3. Momma would always like to see the stick, dirt or bug/worm being played with no matter how gross.
2. Being dirty does not mean a bath is necessary.
1. Hearing The Boy say, "Momma, you're pretty and I love you!"