What Month is It?

The boy and I had a very fun conversation yesterday on the way home. Since he is in preschool, he is very focused on time elapsing. This includes knowing the day of the week, what month is next, what time it is and his every pressing question right now of when will it be September. September is an all important month in our household these days as that is when the new little one will grace us with his/her presence if not sooner. Here is our conversation...

The Boy: Momma, next month is when my baby comes.
Momma: Who is your baby?
The Boy: Lorelai, she is in your belly. (He very much feels we are having a girl.)
Momma: Oh, the baby in my belly is yours?
The Boy: Yes, just like my truck.
Momma: Okay.
The Boy: Did you know this is what will happen? First I will go back to Montessori school, then Lorelai comes, then it is Halloween and then it is Christmas.
Momma: You forgot Thanksgiving.
The Boy: Oh, yeah.
Momma: Have you thought about what you would like to dress up as for Halloween this year?
The Boy: Yes, I want to be a skeleton.
Momma: That sounds like fun. Are you going to help Momma make your costume?
The Boy: Yes, we have to go outside and dig.
Momma: Why would we have to do that?
The Boy: We have to dig in the front yard. That is where all the bones are. You need bones to be a skeleton.
Momma: Point taken.

I hope there are no bones in our front yard, that would prove to be very creepy.